Sure Makes Sense to Me... (Not really)

Why in the world have I decided to write about the porn movie that has a non-porn version? And why am I writing about the non-porn version to begin with? Both of those are very good questions which I have no answers for at this time. I am feeling a bit tired and I should probably be asleep right now, but hell... this compelled me to write!

I mean, it's a porno that has none of THAT going on! Well, at least that's how it's going in the Rated R version at least. It's like taking an action movie and cutting out all of the action. What are you left with? Not a damn thing really...

I'll admit it, I've watched the Rated R version of the first Pirates, as well as the uncut version too. Which did I prefer? Do we really need to go here? That one should be obvious, I'd like the think. Now would I waste any time or money on part 2? Not for a cut up movie, nope. Really, why spend money on something that was meant to be more? Hell, I won't even buy a music CD that is edited. To me that would be a waste of money because now I'm paying for less.

Does that make any sense?

Now I can only imagine why there would even be an attempt at having both a Rated R and X version for a porn. Ok, first thought that comes to mind is just to reap in more cash. Obvious one there huh? On the other hand, I don't think they would release a lighter version for people who are easily offended? Nah, it couldn't be because a person is offended by full nudity and the like. I mean it's a porn movie for crying out loud! If such things offend, he/she/it would not be watching such a thing in the first place right?

But I suppose the concept must have worked out or else there would not be a second go at releasing both versions. Pretty much the only reason why I'd even try to watch part 2 now is for the fact that my favorite "actress" is in the film (Jenna Haze, pictured below).

And now, before I manage to bury myself with any other incriminating words and pictures, I guess I'll end this short little writing. Wait a second... holy irony! In a completely useless fact in relation to this blog entry, I just realized something. I just wrote a blog about a porno that shows no actual sex and here I am writing about it without a single boob exposed nor any excess of skin to be seen!

I guess I'm out of room to complain! Doh!