Saturday, February 07, 2009
Fanboys
So there I was, browsing around the Internet on a cool, quiet Saturday morning. Unsuspecting you may say, naive as a child. Say what you will, but I was really just minding my own business this morning, not looking for any trouble of any sort. Then out of nowhere, BAM! A YouTube video charges from the darkness of the early morning and ambushes me with it's ghoulish ways!
Fear stricken, life flashing away before my eyes... I can only wonder if I will ever see another tomorrow. Does my life really end today? Is this how it all goes down, in a heap of sobs and runny noses?
My fears are confirmed, as my attack wastes no time in resorting to threats. And not just any old threats, mind you. No, this is a YouTube video we're talking about here folks! It does not threaten unless it threatens extreme bodily harm! Wholly unspeakable pains which could break the mind and soul of even the most stalwart of men.
And what can I say to stuff like that?!! What could a mere mortal possibly do to escape such an impending doom! I could only panic for ended up being the last few, precious moments of my life. And of all things else I could have done, I gave myself a moment to reflect on my life ending crisis. The last thought that crosses my mind you wonder...?
'Hey, Kristen Bell is in that movie..."
DEAD, GAME OVER... Whoops!
All of that drama just to post a YouTube video and not just any ordinary one either! It's a video with Kristen Bell! I loved her in Heroes and she was pretty good in Forgetting Sarah Marshall too.
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