Today is the day when I can officially add another year to my damn age. As I am getting older, I am looking forward to several things such as Senior Discounts, prunes, Depends, constant irritation, being able to cut into almost any line I want and false teeth. Yay!
Oh and I can't forget about being able to walk at about 1 mile a year! Grocery stores and any burning buildings beware! I'm gonna haunt an isle or hallway in the (not so) near future!
Until then, I guess I have to go to work on this day of elderly advancements. But! The bright side to having to work for me is the chance to observe old people in action. Yes, I am doing my work by studying and compiling notes.
So you should feel honored really, I mean you're reading the blog of the *future* World's Greatest/Worst Elderly Man! Poop in a grocery store, then proceed to using it to write my name on the floor? Hey now, don't even think about stealing my ideas...
Just a mere fifty years away till then! D:
2 comments:
Haha! Happy Birthday~! :)
お誕生日おめでとうございます～！
I'm going to be 34 this month, but I refuse to get old. My parents are in their 60's and I think they have a more exciting life than I do...lol.
Hope you have a great day~!
Much thanks. ^^
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